A. Suggest Anorak as a
name for your beer
We thought that Kristen
and John would know what an anorak is, as it only has six letters and
they like using simple words in America.
When John came to
Scotland in September he started reading the dictionary to learn a
new word every day. He hoped this would give him something to
impress the Scottish women with, as rambling on about beer didn't
seem to be working. By March he had nearly reached the end of the
letter A. Needless to say we were tired hearing about aardvarks,
antelopes, alligators, alpacas and antidisestablishmentarianism. He
seemed to be drawn towards animals and anarchy.
1.6 million years ago
man discovered fire. In 1492, Columbus discovered America. In
1985, Brown discovered the flux capacitor. At 11.23am on Tuesday
March 27th, John Woodford discovered the word anorak.
John put his pants back on and phoned the rest of the team, declaring
a name had been found. The team agreed that the word was with John.
And the word was good. And so it is.
An anorak isn't simply a functional piece of outerwear for those
inconvenient Scottish summers. It is also a person with a very
strong interest in a niche subject, such as John's unhealthy wolf
obsession.